"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." ― Joe E. Lewis Topic(s): Funny More From Joe E. Lewis "The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." "You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough." "I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play." More In Funny "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?"― Phyllis Diller "We’ve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It’s bizarre, and they’re writing some very funny stuff."― Matt Groening "Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons’ subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories."― Matt Groening