"Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster." ― Joe Adcock Topic(s): Sports More In Sports "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time."― Jim Bouton "I’m nothing more than a sports slave."― Dennis Rodman "Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"― Al Boliska