"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): God More From Joan Rivers "Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise." "Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found." More In God "It’s God’s will for you to live in prosperity instead of poverty. It’s God’s will for you to pay your bills and not be in debt."― Joel Osteen "I try to speak in everyday language. I feel like God has gifted me to take Bible principles and make them practical."― Joel Osteen "There’s a whole set of values, spawned by the vocal and highly visible Republicans, that appeal to the worst in people. Our society is moving in that direction."― Major Owens