"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): History More From Joan Rivers "Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television." "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds." More In History "Some might think that George W. Bush had his shortcomings, but let me tell you something – history’s going to be kind to George W. Bush."― J. C. Watts "I approach writing female characters the same why I approach writing male characters. I never think I’m writing about women, I think I’m writing about one woman, one person. And I try to imagine what she is like, and endow her with a lot of my own thoughts and history."― Jeffrey Eugenides "Having bought furniture for my own house, and bought furniture for our house in Washington, a furniture store seemed like a good idea, and it also played into my personal history."― Elizabeth Edwards