"She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
― Joan Rivers
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War
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- "What are people going to do? Fire me? I’ve been fired before. Not book me? I’ve been out of work before. I don’t care."
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- "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present."