"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
― Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Happiness
More From Joan Rivers
- "Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
- "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present."
- "Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too."