"I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): God More From Joan Rivers "I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented." "Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you." "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds." More In God "I’m like, bursting. I should be working. I don’t want to take a break. It’s funny, on set, I don’t have to go to the bathroom, I don’t have anything wrong, I’m perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I’m not hungry. I’m literally not even in my own body."― Kristen Stewart "More are the names of God and infinite are the forms through which He may be approached. In whatever name and form you worship Him, through them you will realise Him."― Ramakrishna "Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone – except God."― Billy Graham