"A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life." ― Jim Samuels Topic(s): Marriage More In Marriage "With the evolution of technology, kids really need to be computer-savvy."― Ryan Seacrest "Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."― Ambrose Bierce "Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"― Rick Santorum