"Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn’t: Go stick your head in the mud." ― Jesse Ventura Topic(s): Humor More From Jesse Ventura "All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays… a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same." "Government’s role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way." "I don’t think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There’s always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent." More In Humor "A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."― Doug Larson "Ideology… is indispensable in any society if men are to be formed, transformed and equipped to respond to the demands of their conditions of existence."― Louis Althusser "It’s hard to force creativity and humor."― Al Yankovic