"The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" ― Jerry Seinfeld Topic(s): Funny More From Jerry Seinfeld "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end." "When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself." "There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”" More In Funny "Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks."― Caroline Rhea "Massachusetts children cannot only lead the nation in test scores, they can be competitive with the best in the world. And the gap in achievement among races can virtually disappear."― Mitt Romney "I was certain I was going to do something in sports."― Tyler Christopher