"It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
― Jerry Seinfeld
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― Jerry Seinfeld
More From Jerry Seinfeld
- "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it."
- "Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
- "There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”"
More In Amazing
- "People always think that if you eat anything as a model, it’s amazing. I used to tease them and say, you know I’m going to throw up afterwards."― Christy Turlington
- "As an actress, emotions are my business, my stock-in-trade. As such, I’ve dealt with them nearly all my life."― Loretta Young
- "After all these years, it’s still amazing what Obama is allowed to get away with. He says low gas prices in 2009 were caused by a terrible economy, but then claims that the lower number of illegal aliens crossing the border is because of his border policies, not the same lousy economy."― Howie Carr