"Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands." ― Jerry Lewis Topic(s): Funny More From Jerry Lewis "I’ve had great success being a total idiot." "I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don’t get into it because I do comedy already." "I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope." More In Funny "I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends."― Walt Whitman "Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."― Garry Shandling "A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key."― Jennifer Lopez