"I don’t do marriage. I think it’s incredibly naff. And I don’t like vulgar displays of ostentation." ― Jenny Eclair Topic(s): Marriage More From Jenny Eclair "What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don’t want to do things on the Internet." "I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone – ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’" "I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That’s my job." More In Marriage "I read somewhere that Mitt and I have a ‘storybook marriage.’ Well, in the storybooks I read, there were never long, long, rainy winter afternoons in a house with five boys screaming at once. And those storybooks never seemed to have chapters called MS or breast cancer."― Ann Romney "I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year."― Bette Davis "It’s only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous."― Ian Mckellen