"You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education." ― Jeff Foxworthy Topic(s): Education More From Jeff Foxworthy "That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring." "My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this." "I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument." More In Education "Education is important because, first of all, people need to know that discrimination still exists. It is still real in the workplace, and we should not take that for granted."― Alexis Herman "They were often the first students in their family to go to college and the very idea of higher education was still foreign to them. They had to make a conscious and often difficult decision to come to college."― Michael N. Castle "Our solution on ‘The Simpsons’ is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don’t, it doesn’t matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, ‘D’oh!’"― Matt Groening