More From Jeff Foxworthy
- "If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
- "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’"
- "If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
More In Famous
- "I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous and very unhappy."― Brigitte Bardot
- "There’s a beauty in being part of a band, when there’s equality and trust."― Scott Weiland
- "It’s too late for me to get married before I’m famous. You never know people’s intentions."― Carmelo Anthony