"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
― Jeff Foxworthy
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― Jeff Foxworthy
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- "If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
- "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’"
- "If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
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- "My dad never told me that when you audition, you might not get the role. He wanted to wait until my first disappointment to tell me."― Haley Joel Osment
- "Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist – whatever."― Les Paul
- "I have no regrets. I’ve got my health."― Naomi Campbell