More From Jay Leno
- "Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."
- "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular."
- "You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you."
More In Famous
- "I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that’s not how I’ve chosen to lead my life. I knew that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become."― Julia Roberts
- "The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it."― Mother Teresa
- "To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose."― Diablo Cody