More From Jay Leno
- "Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night’s Democratic debate."
- "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin."
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
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- "Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence."― Democritus
- "It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings."― Mahatma Gandhi
- "Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn’t do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up."― Bette Davis