More From Jay Leno
- "Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that’s why they never hit any home runs. It’s a safety issue."
- "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular."
- "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
More In Men
- "If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss; and if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor."― William Shakespeare
- "It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes."― Henry David Thoreau
- "Men should strive to think much and know little."― Democritus