More From Jay Leno
- "You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you."
- "Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day."
- "Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they’re getting back together. You know what that means? There’s still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."
More In Men
- "I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots."― William Butler Yeats
- "I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don’t have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me."― Hedy Lamarr
- "There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."― Ernest Hemingway