More From Jay Leno
- "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin."
- "Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day."
- "Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
More In War
- "Anyone who thinks must think of the next war as they would of suicide."― Eleanor Roosevelt
- "The United States is not, and never will be, at war with Islam."― Barack Obama
- "In the re-creation of combat situations, and this is coming from a director who’s never been in one, being mindful of what these veterans have actually gone through, you find that the biggest concern is that you don’t look at war as a geopolitical endeavor."― Steven Spielberg