"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together." ― James H. Boren Topic(s): Marriage More From James H. Boren "When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder." "I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for." More In Marriage "I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm… where you’re together and everybody has clear-cut roles; they have chores, ‘you take care of this’ and you know. But it’s hard."― Ethan Hawke "They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake."― Alexander Pope "Marriage is a mistake every man should make."― George Jessel