"I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more." ― James Brown Topic(s): Funny More From James Brown "Sometimes you struggle so hard to feed your family one way, you forget to feed them the other way, with spiritual nourishment. Everybody needs that." "Like Christ said, love thee one another. I learned to do that, and I learned to respect and be appreciative and thankful for what I had." "I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever ’cause he believed in God." More In Funny "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it."― Jerry Seinfeld "My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him."― Bam Margera "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."― Jay London