"I can’t predict the future and I don’t have respect for people who try to." ― Jackie Mason Topic(s): Respect More From Jackie Mason "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." "I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times." More In Respect "The reason it has relevance is because I, as a popular Arab personality – the Arab people like me and respect me – thought it was time for me to make an ever so tiny statement about what I thought about this whole thing."― Omar Sharif "Our aversion to lying is commonly a secret ambition to make what we say considerable, and have every word received with a religious respect."― Francois de La Rochefoucauld "If you live what you believe, you will always have the respect of others."― Dale Murphy