"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." ― Jack Benny Topic(s): Sports More From Jack Benny "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." "Gags die, humor doesn’t." "I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either." More In Sports "Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five."― John Updike "Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."― Vince Lombardi "I’ve thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding."― Marlen Esparza