"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." ― Jack Benny Topic(s): Age More From Jack Benny "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." "I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either." "Gags die, humor doesn’t." More In Age "Age steals away all things, even the mind."― Virgil "Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained."― Lao Tzu "Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution."― Gustave Flaubert