"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." ― Imelda Marcos Topic(s): Funny More From Imelda Marcos "The problem of the world today is the people talk on and on about democracy, freedom, justice. But I don’t give a damn about democracy if I am worried about survival." "When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers." "It is shallow people who think beauty is frivolous or excessive. If you are bringing beauty and god, you are enriching the country. Rice feeds the body, books feed the mind, beauty feeds the soul. It is one thing I can really be proud of and stand tall in the world." More In Funny "One of the things that’s great about New York is that it is not a one-industry town. It has education, academia, the service industry, arts, publishing, theater, politics, fashion, finance, as well as movie-making."― Sarah Jessica Parker "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."― Steve Martin "I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures – that’s what’s funny."― Mayim Bialik