"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." ― Henry A. Kissinger Topic(s): Funny More From Henry A. Kissinger "The statesman’s duty is to bridge the gap between his nation’s experience and his vision." "A leader who confines his role to his people’s experience dooms himself to stagnation; a leader who outstrips his people’s experience runs the risk of not being understood." "Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative." More In Funny "All men are equal before fish."― Herbert Hoover "You see much more of your children once they leave home."― Lucille Ball "I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive."― Ian Mcewan