"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Good More From Henny Youngman "My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash." "A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student." "This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest." More In Good "I’d visit the near future, close enough that someone might want to talk to Larry Niven and can figure out the language; distant enough to get me decent medical techniques and a ticket to the Moon."― Larry Niven "A man that does not know how to be angry does not know how to be good."― Henry Ward Beecher "A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life."― Hugh Sidey