More From Henny Youngman
- "What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money."
- "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
More In Marriage
- "Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband."― Elsa Maxwell
- "I believe it’s a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is."― Brad Garrett
- "I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it… The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on."― Samuel Goldwyn