"She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Marriage More From Henny Youngman "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!" "If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving." "If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." More In Marriage "American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them."― Florence King "I always felt that a marriage works best at a farm… where you’re together and everybody has clear-cut roles; they have chores, ‘you take care of this’ and you know. But it’s hard."― Ethan Hawke "The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That’s why we didn’t sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions."― Katy Perry