"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student." ― Henny Youngman Topic(s): Teacher More From Henny Youngman "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." "I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car." "Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport." More In Teacher "Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message."― Malcolm Muggeridge "Those who know how to think need no teachers."― Mahatma Gandhi "I went to a college in New York called New Paltz. I studied theater there for four years. I also studied privately in NYC with a teacher named Robert X. Modica."― Aida Turturro