"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ― Hedy Lamarr Topic(s): Funny More From Hedy Lamarr "I have not been that wise. Health I have taken for granted. Love I have demanded, perhaps too much and too often. As for money, I have only realized its true worth when I didn’t have it." "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much." "Confidence is something you’re born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15." More In Funny "We all know funny people who can’t get it down on the page – even funny writers who can’t get it down on the page."― Calvin Trillin "I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don’t think you can think about that. I don’t think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny."― Christopher Walken "It’s funny how most activists are pacifists."― Craig Bruce