"Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here." ― Harry S. Truman Topic(s): Humor More From Harry S. Truman "The Marine Corps is the Navy’s police force and as long as I am President that is what it will remain. They have a propaganda machine that is almost equal to Stalin’s." "When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship." "Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides." More In Humor "An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten."― Constance Rourke "I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation."― Brendan Coyle "I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex."― Katharine Hepburn