"When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands." ― H. L. Mencken Topic(s): Women Tags: always, women More From H. L. Mencken "The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression." "It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods." "A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman." More In Women "Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable."― Gavin DeGraw "I don’t think that women need to smell interesting."― Lady Gaga "I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."― Erma Bombeck