"The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore." ― H. L. Mencken Topic(s): God Tags: chief, contribution, protestantism More From H. L. Mencken "War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands." "I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense." "Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him." More In God "Dreaming of a tomorrow, which tomorrow, will be as distant then as ’tis today."― Lope de Vega "It is no use to grumble and complain; It’s just as cheap and easy to rejoice; When God sorts out the weather and sends rain – Why, rain’s my choice."― James Whitcomb Riley "The sons of Judah have to choose that God may again choose them. The divine principle of our race is action, choice, resolved memory."― George Eliot