"I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Medical Tags: feeling More From Groucho Marx "I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining." "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read." "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." More In Medical "Because I am not formally trained in the medical sciences, I can bring in new ideas to AIDS research and the cross-fertilization of ideas from different fields could be a valuable contribution to finding the cure for AIDS."― Philip Emeagwali "I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."― Todd Barry "So I applied to medical school and received a scholarship at Washington University in St. Louis. Washington University turned out to be a lucky choice. The faculty was scholarly and dedicated and accessible to students."― Daniel Nathans