"I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Good Tags: because, leaving, weather More From Groucho Marx "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it." "It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse." More In Good "Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending."― Karl Marx "The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that’s good."― George Washington "In my mind I’m a blind man doin’ time."― Tupac Shakur