More From Groucho Marx
- "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read."
- "I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
- "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it."
More In Time
- "I vowed that whenever my family needed me, I would give up everything to go to them, no matter what. The show must go on was meaningless to me."― Kate Smith
- "Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."― H. G. Wells
- "Look, of course people are scared of entitlement reform because every time you put entitlement reform out there, the other party uses it as a political weapon against you."― Paul Ryan