More From Groucho Marx
- "I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining."
- "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it."
- "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."