"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Funny Tags: child, would More From Groucho Marx "I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining." "It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." More In Funny "What is the worst of woes that wait on age? What stamps the wrinkle deeper on the brow? To view each loved one blotted from life’s page, And be alone on earth, as I am now."― Lord Byron "A lot of my friends are club people. It’s not me. It’s funny to represent that, because it’s not me. I don’t fit into a gay club setting. It’s just ironic that I represent that somehow."― Randy Harrison "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done."― Steven Wright