"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans."
― George Carlin
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― George Carlin
More From George Carlin
- "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
- "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
- "I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work."
More In Good
- "Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students, and turns them into prunes."― Frank Lloyd Wright
- "It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer."― E. B. White
- "I can certainly put myself in Israel’s shoes. They are humans just like we are. They want peace and security inside their borders."― Mahmoud Abbas