"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Good More From George Carlin "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established." "I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work." More In Good "Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students, and turns them into prunes."― Frank Lloyd Wright "It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer."― E. B. White "I can certainly put myself in Israel’s shoes. They are humans just like we are. They want peace and security inside their borders."― Mahmoud Abbas