"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Family More From George Carlin "When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent." "Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things." "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." More In Family "My family really does come first. It always did and always will."― Meryl Streep "We say keep your change, we’ll keep our God, our guns, our constitution."― Sarah Palin "There’s no road map on how to raise a family: it’s always an enormous negotiation."― Meryl Streep