"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Money More From George Carlin "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." More In Money "You can spend all the money in the world. If you’ve got a bad product, it doesn’t matter."― Harvey Weinstein "The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover."― Al Franken "In fact, the confidence of the people is worth more than money."― Carter G. Woodson