"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Funny More From George Carlin "When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent." "In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first." "Religion is just mind control." More In Funny "It’s funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end."― Bjork "I grew up in a funny way."― Gordon Ramsay "It was always a fantasy of mine growing up – my favorite program was always ‘Little House on the Prairie’ – so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn’t let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now… whaddaya know, every day I’m in a calico dress, basically, so it’s kind of funny."― Chloe Sevigny