More From George Carlin
- "Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- "Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."
- "When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."
More In Peace
- "Just because scientists have the knowledge to do it, the technology to do it, and some may even have a financial motive or other incentive to do it, does not make it right."― Nathan Deal
- "Let us face it, the U.N. has failed. It has failed in its mission to promote world peace."― Ginny Brown-Waite
- "There has not been a war in South America for fifty years, and I have every confidence that the countries of Central and South America are deeply in earnest in the maintenance of peace."― Frank B. Kellogg