"Electricity is really just organized lightning." ― George Carlin Topic(s): Funny More From George Carlin "Weather forecast for tonight: dark." "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?" "Religion is just mind control." More In Funny "I grew up in a funny way."― Gordon Ramsay "Technology is similarly just a catalyst at times for fundamental forces already present."― Scott Cook "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."― Casey Stengel
