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- "I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?"― Orlando Bloom
- "Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown."― Fanny Brice
- "I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."― Billy Connolly