"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." ― George Burns Topic(s): Funny Tags: retirement, ridiculous, sixty More From George Burns "At my age flowers scare me." "I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." "I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." More In Funny "If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer."― Rob Corddry "But with comedy it’s a simple premise. If it’s funny, people laugh. If it’s not, they don’t."― Steve Coogan "Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little ‘off the beaten trail,’ but cool area."― Todd English