"Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability." ― George Bernard Shaw Topic(s): Men More From George Bernard Shaw "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." "I’m an atheist and I thank God for it." More In Men "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."― George Orwell "Speaking very generally, I find that women are spiritually, emotionally, and often physically stronger than men."― Gary Oldman "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."― Dave Barry